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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    05/22/09

    In reply to Dick Parsons Secret Love Child!
    This proves that if you're a busted version of Morgan Freeman with tons of cash,

    you could still score a 'model' chick and plant your seed in her.
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    05/22/09

    In reply to Dick Parsons Secret Love Child!
    MacDella? How about Mac Daddy?
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    05/22/09

    @htotheomo: Baby's middle name is MacMealticket.
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    Image of RonMwangaguhunga RonMwangaguhunga
    05/22/09

    In reply to Dick Parsons Secret Love Child!
    And I'm not going to say anything about "wily West African women."
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    05/22/09

    In reply to Dick Parsons Secret Love Child!
    He pulled a Cosby, huh?
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    05/22/09

    In reply to Dick Parsons Secret Love Child!
    I'd make a Reese's joke, but I don't want HamNo to think it's racially inspired.
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    05/22/09

    In reply to Dick Parsons Secret Love Child!
    It seems like "model" is a term which is thrown around very loosely the last few years. Attention attractive people: You do not ALL have to pose for pictures in order to prove your attractiveness to the rest of us. We got it.
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    02/24/09

    In reply to Black People Cleaning Up White Guys' Messy Citi
    Owen your a bigot.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    02/24/09

    @shaithis: So are ewe.
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    Image of SteppingRazor SteppingRazor
    02/24/09

    In reply to Black People Cleaning Up White Guys' Messy Citi
    Riiight. It's definitely black people who are the financially responsible ones. It's not black people who are weighing down the system with their consumption of government entitlements and purchasing shiny things they can't afford to live the "hip-hop lifestyle".
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    Image of IamnotStarJones IamnotStarJones
    02/24/09

    @SteppingRazor: Why are you acting like Flavor Flav and Tracy Morgan are working to fix Citi?


    Come on. In the same way that Sarah Palin and Britney Spears are different types of people who happen to be white --- there are different types of black people.


    Not everyone is on the hippity hop train, you know.


    Boyee!

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    02/24/09

    @IamnotStarJones: Nailed it!
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    02/24/09

    @IamnotStarJones: @britneyspearstears: @Sev: Don't feed it and it will go away.
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    02/24/09

    In reply to Black People Cleaning Up White Guys' Messy Citi
    Brother can you spare a dime takes on a whole new meaning.
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    02/24/09

    In reply to Black People Cleaning Up White Guys' Messy Citi
    All I see in Jarret's pic is an off color version of this.

    [s3.amazonaws.com]
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    Image of Carmine A Ramdeer Carmine A Ramdeer
    02/24/09

    In reply to Black People Cleaning Up White Guys' Messy Citi
    Incompetence is color blind.


    Just look at Stanley O'Neal who was one of a group of people directly responsible for bankrupting Merrill Lynch (while playing golf around the clock and earning an eight figure salary).


    Or Carl McCall the former NY Comptroller who approved a NINE figure annual salary to the chairman of the NYSE.


    As for Parsons my friends in senior positions at Time Warner told me he was a "people person" with strong social skills but he did absolutely nothing...NOTHING....to turn Time Warner or AOL around. It mystified them how he earned so much for doing next to nothing of consequence.


    And on the topic of Citigroup it is absurd to me that Citigroup was still trying to take over Wachovia and everything else while running its existing operations into the ground.


    The only solution is to let women (including Michelle) run America for a one year trial period.

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    02/24/09

    @Carmine A Ramdeer:


    and can anyone explain to me how it made sense to put Parson...who has no banking experience...in charge of Citigroup? Couldn't they find someone like the guy who runs TD Bank (formerly Commerce Bank) who knows what they are doing?

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    02/24/09

    @Carmine A Ramdeer:


    You're new here aren't you. It's because Parsons is a close personal friend of....


    ...Vivi Nevo


    Now the real fun begins. Citi, AIG, and then BofA. Citi and AIG are inseparable since some ridiculous percentage of AIG loans came from Citi. Rumors are starting to surface that AIG is being used to funnel money to China. Anyone know if the AIG Liddy is related to G. Gordon Liddy? They both come from Jersey. Ed Liddy has an interesting background.

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    02/10/09

    In reply to Rihanna's Facial Injuries 'Horrific'
    I'm telling you..... this would be a PERFECT entry in "Hot Chicks with Douchebags II: Celebrity Edition". Jennifer Anniston could write the Introduction!
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    02/10/09

    In reply to Rihanna's Facial Injuries 'Horrific'
    good. I tried this on jezebel, but they didn't appreciate it


    now I get to try it here. compare and contrast:



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    Image of WillardGracchus WillardGracchus
    02/10/09

    In reply to Rihanna's Facial Injuries 'Horrific'
    The thing about Riri giving Chris herpes is true. One of my friends friends is chris breezy's manager, and he confirmed it. tbh, i woulda slapped the girl too if i found out she gave me herpes.
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    Image of HeyThatsMyBike HeyThatsMyBike
    02/10/09

    @WillardGracchus: zomg! Then it MUST be true!
    And, tbh, I really hope you don't have a girlfriend!
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    Image of SharmilaCabaret SharmilaCabaret
    02/10/09

    In reply to Rihanna's Facial Injuries 'Horrific'
    Does anyone not pause to consider how way the fuck out of line that bitch musta got to be popped that way?
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    02/10/09

    @SharmilaCabaret: Sadly, I must admit that was something I considered. I can't imagine that he has held off on beating her ass for a year and then went buckwild without some provocation. Not saying it makes it okay, but I can kind of understand. I mean, back when I was around their ages I got into a pretty heated fight with a guy. I was much smaller than him so he walked away with very little bruises and I was a bit black and blue and had a huge scrape on my face from his throwing me to the ground. But it wasn't like he was hitting me back, but you can get pretty hurt if you're attacking someone twice your size and they are trying to keep you from fucking them up. I also didn't walk away thinking I was some victim though I was still pretty pissed as fucked about the reason we were fighting in the first place. Anyway, I've said it before and I'll say it again, I'll wait till March 5th when the court documents are revealed to cast this guy in the same light as O.J. Simpson and all the other crazy wife-beaters.
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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    02/10/09

    @ae38: this is like the third time you've gone on about this -- dude, just cos you're a psychopath doesn't mean rihanna is.
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    02/10/09

    @SharmilaCabaret: That's how they justify it in your culture Sharmila. Lets see this happen to your mother or sister or daughter some day and we'll see how glib and dismissive you'll get.
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